Thursday, February 02, 2006

It Just Doesn't Count, Ok?...



After much harsh and grueling time spent searching my soul and contemplating the scientific truths of diet, nutrition, and exercise (five minutes,) I've come to this conclusion: When at 3:00 a.m. a bad dream visits you and wakes you up, it is within the realm of acceptability to put chocolate ice cream in a cup, fill it with milk, and enjoy. The calories don't count, I'm telling you, because 3:00a.m. is NoDay. It's not yesterday, it's not today, so my body is miraculously free from any effects.

Damn that extra mile I'll be running tomorrow. Or is it today?

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