Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Press Release...

To All The Press:

Craig Nash had planned on making an important announcement tonight. However he is tired after having been awake since 4:50 this morning, so he has postponed it until tomorrow. You will want to be on the lookout. It will be quite significant and earth-shattering. It will literally shatter the earth.

Sincerely,

Craig's Handlers.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Are you pregnant?

I see a post above. Maybe you've already written the answer.

I'll check.

Jason

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