To All The Press:
Craig Nash had planned on making an important announcement tonight. However he is tired after having been awake since 4:50 this morning, so he has postponed it until tomorrow. You will want to be on the lookout. It will be quite significant and earth-shattering. It will literally shatter the earth.
Sincerely,
Craig's Handlers.
1 comment:
Are you pregnant?
I see a post above. Maybe you've already written the answer.
I'll check.
Jason
www.atthetable.wordpress.com
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