My Fellow Central Texans,
As you remember, I made THIS ANNOUNCEMENT a couple of weeks ago stating my intentions to form an exploratory committee to research the feasibility of me becoming Central Texas' Hottest Bachelor. Since that time I have met many of you around this great geographic region. I've shaken hands, hugged necks, even kissed a few babies. I've listened to your concerns about the state of bachelorhood in this area and... (long pause to summon up a tear)... I feel your pain.
Not only do I feel your pain but I am determined and committed to alleviating it. That's why I have announced this morning in the Trib, my intentions to become your H.O.T. Bachelor! (hold for lengthy and thunderous applause.) (For you non Central Texans, H.O.T. means "Heart of Texas.") Together we can and will prevail!
You can read the bios and vote HERE.